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Trash talk slab templates

Say it with weight behind it.

I said what I said.Now it is 3D.
I said what I said
Wrong.Just wrong.
Wrong
Seen: yes.Replying: no.
Read receipt
Your participation trophy. Participation not verified.
Participation trophy
Somebody had to say it, Maria.
Somebody had toFill in: their name
Made in Detroit. Built like it, too.
The Detroit Drop
Technically a letter. Legally a paperweight.
The Paperweight

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Invoices and IOUsDebts, notarized in plastic.5 templatesHousehold lawRules of the house, cast in plastic.6 templatesCouples' bitsInside jokes with a marriage-grade warranty.5 templatesOfficeCorporate humor, heavier than the org chart.5 templatesFull SendThe uncensored shelf. You clicked past the warning.8 templatesLove and anniversaryFor the person you would pick again.4 templatesMomShe kept the receipts. Now you have one.3 templatesDadFor the guy who taught you everything, twice.3 templatesGrandparentsOld school, permanently on display.2 templatesFriendshipFor the ones who always show up.3 templatesThank youGratitude with actual weight.3 templatesCongratsThey did the thing. Make it official.3 templatesGraduationDone. Actually done.3 templatesNew babyTiny person, permanent record.3 templatesWedding and est.Two names, one team, set in plastic.3 templatesMemorial and sympathyQuiet words that stay.4 templatesLong distance and miss youHeavier than a text.3 templatesApologySay it so it cannot be deleted.3 templatesPetsFor the best member of the household.3 templatesEncouragementProof somebody believes in them.3 templates

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