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The world's heaviest gag gift · Made in Detroit

The dumbest, heaviest letter you can send.

We 3D-print your message into a real plastic slab, heavier than the card it replaces. The funny gift that lands with a thud, then sits on their desk for years.

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Want it as a puzzle? Any size works

The flowers wilt by Friday. This is still on the shelf next year.

From $29, all in. Ships in 5 days. Free reprint if it arrives wrong.

A 3D-printed plastic slab on a nightstand with raised handwritten lettering reading 'you're my favorite mistake'.

WHAT YOU GET

Arrives perfect, or we reprint it free. 30 days.

Made and mailed by one person in Detroit. Real human reply within 24 hours.

Real slabs, real messages

Say the quiet part. In plastic.

Sweet, savage, or unhinged. You write it, we make it heavy. The kind of gift that gets screenshotted before it gets unwrapped.

Write your own

Three steps · Detroit

YOU WRITE IT. WE SLAB IT.

Three steps. No design skills. You type a message in a handwriting font (or photograph a real note you wrote), we trace it, we print it, we mail it from my apartment in Detroit.

  1. Step 01

    Write it, or type it.

    Type your message and pick a handwriting font, or photograph a real note you wrote by hand. Either way, no design skills.

  2. Step 02

    We slab it.

    We trace the handwriting and turn it into a real plastic slab. Boxed.

  3. Step 03
    THUDLETTER

    We mail it.

    Out of Detroit, into a mailbox. Ships in five days. Tracking the moment it leaves the building.

Pick a size · $29 to $60

PICK YOUR HEFT.

Three sizes. Same plastic. Different shelf presence.

Lead use case · "You did it."

MILESTONE.

The moments that earned a real object. Plastic, heavy in the hand, sits on a desk for ten years.

  • Got the job. Got the degree. Got sober.
  • Finished the manuscript. Finished the marathon. Finished the build.
  • The promotion. The closing. The clean MRI.
  • Adopted the kid. Adopted the dog. Closed on the house.
  • Year ten. Year twenty. The number that matters.
A Thudletter slab being handed across a desk on a milestone day.

Lead use case · "Hey."

JUST BECAUSE.

The random Tuesday version. No occasion. Plastic letter. You will not regret this.

  • Saw this, thought of you.
  • It is Tuesday. Hello.
  • No occasion. Plastic letter.
  • We have not talked in a while.
  • Driving past where we used to live.

The rest · Yes, people send these for these too

THE REST.

We do not endorse every use case. We just print them. Below: the full list of reasons people have actually mailed one.

  • Apologizing with weight.
  • Telling someone you love them, in plastic.
  • Proposing. Seriously.
  • Thanking a grandparent with force.
  • Firing someone by mail.
  • Ending a friendship in print.
  • Telling your landlord you are moving out.
  • Memorializing a handwritten note.

Pick your occasion · We print all of them

WHO IS THIS FOR?

Same slab, different reason. Find the one that fits and steal the words.

From $29 · Mailed from Detroit · Ships in 5 days

MAIL SOMETHING THEY
CAN'T THROW AWAY.

From $29. One slab. Free shipping in the US. 30-day misprint replace. Plastic. Boxed. Detroit.

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Sister of Holdable.ai.