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Office slab templates

Corporate humor, heavier than the org chart.

Per my last email.
Per my last email
This could have beenan email.
The meeting
World's okayest manager.Certified.
World's okayestFill in: their title
Out of office. Permanently, spiritually.
Out of office
Employee of the month: Maria. The bar was low.
Employee of the monthFill in: their name

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Invoices and IOUsDebts, notarized in plastic.5 templatesHousehold lawRules of the house, cast in plastic.6 templatesCouples' bitsInside jokes with a marriage-grade warranty.5 templatesTrash talkSay it with weight behind it.7 templatesFull SendThe uncensored shelf. You clicked past the warning.8 templatesLove and anniversaryFor the person you would pick again.4 templatesMomShe kept the receipts. Now you have one.3 templatesDadFor the guy who taught you everything, twice.3 templatesGrandparentsOld school, permanently on display.2 templatesFriendshipFor the ones who always show up.3 templatesThank youGratitude with actual weight.3 templatesCongratsThey did the thing. Make it official.3 templatesGraduationDone. Actually done.3 templatesNew babyTiny person, permanent record.3 templatesWedding and est.Two names, one team, set in plastic.3 templatesMemorial and sympathyQuiet words that stay.4 templatesLong distance and miss youHeavier than a text.3 templatesApologySay it so it cannot be deleted.3 templatesPetsFor the best member of the household.3 templatesEncouragementProof somebody believes in them.3 templates

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