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Household law slab templates

Rules of the house, cast in plastic.

Whoever holds this slabcontrols the remote.
Remote rights
My leftovers.Labeled. Forever.
Fridge rights
The dishes do notsoak themselves clean.Section 1, Article 1.
The dishes doctrine
The thermostat is set. Touching it is a felony.
The Thermostat Act
Those towels are decorative. You know this.
Decorative towels
The chore wheel has spoken. No appeals.
The chore verdict

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